As we near the end of these holidays on this, the eve of Christmas Eve and Hanukkah, I'm happy to bestow my third gift upon you.
It's my ass!!
You can stare at it, kiss it, worship it, eat it, fuck it, dress it up or dress it down. Let your imagination run wild! All I ask is that you enjoy yourself while thinking of my festive ass.
I think Santa is knocking on my door. I have a lot of naughty deeds to make up for. I'd better get to work!!
